An Orangina drinker and a non-organina drinker find themselves beside each other waiting for the same bus. A pigeon lurks overhead. The non-Orangina drinker is shouting furiously on her phone and is completely unaware of the irritation she is creating. The pigeon choses to poo all over the woman - the one not drinking orangina.
You live a better life if you drink orangina.
Proof of the idea that Orangina drinkers live better lives summed up in a funny quip-"Organina drinkers attacked by the wicked pigeon - 0%".