| Title | Desperate Dan |
| Agency | United London |
| Campaign | Slag of all snacks - Unilever Bestfoods |
| Advertiser | Unilever |
| Brand | Pot Noodle |
| Posted | September 2003 |
| Business Sector | Pre-Cooked / Dehydrated Prepared Meals |
| Tagline | The Slag of all Snacks |
| Media Type | Television |
| Length | |
| Market | United Kingdom |
| Editing Company | Whitehouse Post |
| Cameraman | Tim Maurice-Jones |
| Lighting Director / Lighting | Tim Maurice-Jones |
| Production Company | Partizan London |
| Director | Traktor |
| Producer | Jim Bouvet |
| Advertiser's Supervisor | Chris Springford |
| Account Director | Tanya Livesey |
| Copywriter | Jonathan Thake |
| Art Director | Lee Tan |
| Agency Producer | Vicky Baldacchino |
| Music | Peter Diggins |
| Editor | Russell Icke |
| Creative Director | Jonathan Thake |
| Creative Director | Lee Tan |