Ew, seriously, so gross...Your sure-fire way to a slim waste and a better life.
The world is yours...Create, destroy, fight, compete, play.
In the action...An experience so real, it will have you sitting on the edge of your seat.
Now, that's mind control...Why do it yourself when you can have someone else do it for you?
The sweet taste of victory...The long journey brings this ragged traveler back to the warm comforts of home.
Only the best things in life...For those who can afford it. For the rest of us, a higher sense of practicality.